I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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