But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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