I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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