escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Holy sore nipples Batman
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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