I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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