Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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