i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
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So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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