That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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