we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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