maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
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I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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