Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Randomize
