Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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