why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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