whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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