His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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