You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
