so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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