It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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