That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
wow bdsm is so cute
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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