Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
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If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.