I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina