Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.