She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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