Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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