sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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