she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I forgot how hot balto sounded
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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