if you like me you must not know who I am
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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