that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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