Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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