Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
