I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
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it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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