Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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