Ambien. No doubt about it.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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