i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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