She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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