Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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