Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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