For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
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