Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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