doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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