I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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