He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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