Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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