I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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