The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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