then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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