am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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