Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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