The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
