glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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You tried to poop in the sink last night.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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