i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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