Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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