Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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