Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
last night I used snow as a chaser
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