its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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