Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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