I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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