I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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